Hemelse Modder

My name is mud

Not to be confused with bill or jack or pete or dennis

My name is mud and its always beencause

Im the most boring sons-a-bitch youve ever seen

I dress in blue-yes navy blue

From head to toe

Im rather drab except my patent shoes

I make em shine, well most the timecept today my feet are troddin on by this friend of mine

Six foort two and rude as hellI got to get him in the ground before he starts to smell

My name is mud

My name is mud, but call me alowishus devadander abercrombie

Thats long for mud so

Ive been told

Told that by this sonsabitch that lies before me bloated blue and cold

Ive got my pride,

I drink my wine

Id drink the finest except

I havent earned a dime in several months

Or were it years

The breath on that fat bastard could bring any man to tears

We had our words, a common spat

So I kissed him upside the cranium with an aluminum baseball bat

My name is mud